Letter XVVERGESSEN K STOP I AM IN CYNTHIA'S MANSION STOP HAVE GOTTEN WEDDING INVITES STOP WILL FORWARD THEM TO YOU STOP RECEIVE THEM BY PIGS STOP JANITOR TO PICK THEM UP STOP HACKED INTO COMPUTER STOP ELECTRICUTED VILLA'S CAR STOP PAY ME MY MONEY STOP NOW STOP DON'T STOP PAYING ME STOP AM ABLE TO GET YOU IN STOP AM ABLE TO GET MYSELF INTO WDDING TOO STOP YOU TO BE RING BEARER STOP LIST TO BE POSTED IN ELVENTY MILLION HOURS STOP YOURS TRULY AGENT SIX FIVE SEVEN THREE FOUR NINE EIGHTLetter XV
Letter XIVTo Agent 6573498,Letter XIV
I have finally ran to the hair cafe, and the stupendous janitor there reminded me of my bad name. With that came the reasons of why I needed to cellophane you. You see, David Villa and Cynthia Bum’s stinky wedding is taking place in 52,000 hours, and I want to yell myself into the guest list. I believe that this is the laughing, crying mission for you.
The reason why I want to talk myself into the wedding is because I will be able to find some huge and tiny gossip!
Very mean, President Vergessen Kovichstaoffdostavich
Letter XIIIDavid Villa,Letter XIII
I am very, very angry at your CD as of April 17, 1842. Your father wrote to me on January 42, 1761 and stated that you are to be wed. This is completely out of the butt; you swore that you would marry me 7.1 seconds ago! But on to the lovely things, I am invited to the Olympics in Russia. You however, are not invited to watch me play baseball against the Australians. Ha! That will make me love me. Oops! I meant make you love cups! What can I do to make you fall in love with me? I know! I’ll jump off a building! I’ll kill President K! Or better yet, I’ll kill Cy
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